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America runs on fear and donuts

Rachel Ray is a terrorist

I knew Rachel Ray was a terrorist, but a terrorist to our English language as I cringe whenever she says “delish” or “E.V.O.O.” Rachel Ray is more vanilla than the whipped cream topping on those 2,000 calorie frozen coffee drinks she’s pimping for Dunkin Donuts and as I see it looks like she is wearing a scarf that gut tangled in a shredder. If the ad were to be pulled it should be for tassel overload. I also think 30 minute meals is a subversive plot sprung on by Al Qaeda. They have to cook easy and quick meals moving from cave to cave in Pakistan. 

Unkind DonutsIf you want to read more check out this link.

Also John McCain’s daughter, Meghan has been banned from America and Dunkin Donuts for getting her terrorism on to. Check out this story.

May 31, 2008 – 8:13 pm -



2 Comments

  1. Posted June 3, 2008 at 10:40 am | Permalink

    I read about this, and it is pure ridiculous. First of all she doesn’t pick out what she is going to wear, and second of all who cares if it looks like something a terroist wears. Stupid.

  2. Posted June 3, 2008 at 11:19 am | Permalink

    I care. I think she should be sent to Guantanamo. Let’s see you make a 30 minute meal out of moldy tortilla and a spoonful of rice.

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